THE BEARD AU MINGLING POST

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Welcome back to Feng's. You know the drill. Without further warning, here's

The BEARD AU Meme

Hello, your character now has a beard. Probably you want to know why. Please pick one of the options below and post accordingly:

1. Shut up, I just have a beard ok.
2. PIRATES. On a pirate ship. Arrrrr.
3. A beard is the most feminine thing it is possible to have.
4. A beard is the most humiliating thing it is possible to have.
5. Office oyajis! You have beards b/c you're old and white collar.
6. Heh, this beard is just.... a face wig! /rips it off
7. Spock with a beard? I think not (You're your evil twin.)
8. Whatever reason you want.

Tag out and be ludicrous please. Thanks.

There maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay or may not be NPCs rolling around in this meme. (Probably, yes.)

Comments

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[hagswallop]

Finally, after so many years of teasing and hoping against hope it was here. Her very own beard. No more wispy whiskers but a dense thicket of intimidating fur. Truly now, she was a proper Hag Lady! If she only had some bird bones for decoration. Or a slow moving centipede. Then she could really snazz it up!

A content crooning purr like that of dying egret escaped her as she stroked her dingy and course beard oh so lovingly. Maybe she should trim a few hairs and leave some in a few peoples drinks in celebration.