THE BEARD AU MINGLING POST

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Welcome back to Feng's. You know the drill. Without further warning, here's

The BEARD AU Meme

Hello, your character now has a beard. Probably you want to know why. Please pick one of the options below and post accordingly:

1. Shut up, I just have a beard ok.
2. PIRATES. On a pirate ship. Arrrrr.
3. A beard is the most feminine thing it is possible to have.
4. A beard is the most humiliating thing it is possible to have.
5. Office oyajis! You have beards b/c you're old and white collar.
6. Heh, this beard is just.... a face wig! /rips it off
7. Spock with a beard? I think not (You're your evil twin.)
8. Whatever reason you want.

Tag out and be ludicrous please. Thanks.

There maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay or may not be NPCs rolling around in this meme. (Probably, yes.)

Comments

Sweet!

[tigerbomb]

Having a beard was the most grown up decision he had EVER made. Unsurprisingly though, it also caused Zell to start having terrible thoughts. For starters, he started putting cat hair in everyone's water. If that wasn't bad enough, he started catching himself doing horrid things like drinking the last of the milk and putting the carton back and capitalizing every other letter in a typed sentence. Clearly this beard was making him act so wrong, but it felt SO RIGHT.

It was a hard choice of shaving it off and reverting to his young boyish face, or keeping it and slowly falling into darkness.

[yowokomete]

Shonagon stared at him skeptically, not buying his excuse for a second.

"I really don't think it's the beard's fault, Zell."

[tigerbomb]

How could she doubt him? She didn't know what he was going through. How could she, a bitch riding atop society know ANYTHING about him!? He looked down his nose on her, fully using all 2 inches of height he had over her to make sure she knew he was displeased.

There would be hell to pay later. Try wearing so many layers when one of them is covered in ink, he thought menacingly.

"I'm sorry you think that."