Having a beard was the most grown up decision he had EVER made. Unsurprisingly though, it also caused Zell to start having terrible thoughts. For starters, he started putting cat hair in everyone's water. If that wasn't bad enough, he started catching himself doing horrid things like drinking the last of the milk and putting the carton back and capitalizing every other letter in a typed sentence. Clearly this beard was making him act so wrong, but it felt SO RIGHT.

It was a hard choice of shaving it off and reverting to his young boyish face, or keeping it and slowly falling into darkness.