The Second.... Thingy

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Welcome, outlanders, to the throne room of (presently unconscious) King Alxis of Glazingstoke. The lilac-colored eyes of the sorcerous Prince Joffrey fix with unnerving penetration upon the party of outlanders as he clasps his beloved father to his breast. Limned he is by the last of his flames; their low ebb purples the face of the slumbering king. The echoes of deep magic swirl in the room and color the sunlight that streams through the windows.

"Explain yourselves." He commands. It is the tone of someone who is used to being obeyed immediately.

Behind him, about him, a few guards are coming around from their poisonous nap. Groggy blinking; clumsy, sleep-swollen hands fumbling to check upturned helmets, or grasp weapons, or smooth ruffled feathers. A muffled "wut happnd" slurs from someone's numb lips. Two piles of black ash smoulder silently upon the dais.

(Free-for-all response)

THE BEARD AU MINGLING POST

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Welcome back to Feng's. You know the drill. Without further warning, here's

The BEARD AU Meme

Hello, your character now has a beard. Probably you want to know why. Please pick one of the options below and post accordingly:

1. Shut up, I just have a beard ok.
2. PIRATES. On a pirate ship. Arrrrr.
3. A beard is the most feminine thing it is possible to have.
4. A beard is the most humiliating thing it is possible to have.
5. Office oyajis! You have beards b/c you're old and white collar.
6. Heh, this beard is just.... a face wig! /rips it off
7. Spock with a beard? I think not (You're your evil twin.)
8. Whatever reason you want.

Tag out and be ludicrous please. Thanks.

There maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay or may not be NPCs rolling around in this meme. (Probably, yes.)